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Yozzie commented on Dieter Lets Us Peek Behind the Barn Door
"@LTDScott: Ditto - but check this, my first thought went "It's a Gem-Gem-Gemini!""
Yozzie commented on Bonus: How'd You Learn To Drive Stick?
"I had the typical Sunday-in-an-empty-lot session when I was 16, in dad's stick-shift Toyota minivan."
Yozzie commented on Chrysler Totals The PT Cruiser, Pacifica, Crossfire, And Dodge Magnum
"@Hanke: Actually, the Pacifica is just a "crossover"-bodied version of the last-gen minivan."
Yozzie commented on Ach du Lieber Harry! T3 Transporter Crash Test
"There's enough left over to make a trailer out of, so it's not a total loss."
Yozzie commented on Tokyo Auto Show Preview: Audi A1 Metroproject Quattro Concept Car
"It looks like an angry koala, but I like it."
Yozzie commented on Abandoned House Still On LA Freeway's Shoulder
"What amazed me in the video I saw this morning was all the furniture and random house crap he left in when he trailered it."
Yozzie commented on What's Missing From Your Car?
"The body, powertrain and interior of an RS6. I'd love another 40-50 horses and a sixth gear."
Yozzie commented on Verizon's Style Book For Deploying "Can You Hear Me Now" Guy
"• Test Man will come across folks from various ethnicities in order to evoke VZWs sense of and respect for diversity. Either that's totally meaningless corporate bumf, or the raunchiest diversity statement ever."
Yozzie commented on Frankfurt Auto Show: Subaru Justy
"The G3X is a Suzuki design that GM played with (Holden Cruze) so it could be branded as a Chevy too."
Yozzie commented on Look Out, Zimmer- Johnson Phantom In The House!
"@jnostalgics: Hell yes!"
Yozzie commented on Delta's New Menu Will Feature Snacks And Meals From $2-$10 In Coach
"@acambras: Bad news - it's cursed."
Yozzie commented on Meet Your Editors
"@TedSez: Yes! I think the look on Meg's face says "Smolder now, boys, but I will own the comments thread...""
Yozzie commented on Lowe's Removes Your Carpet, Disappears For A Month
"I guarantee her local TV news station will have a consumer action-type division."
Yozzie commented on Wiesmann GT: Hot or Not?
"It's super hot, and it really looks good in the metal."
Yozzie commented on What Would You Drive On Your Honeymoon?
"Gotta be an original M-B 600, preferably blue."
Yozzie commented on ZIL 49061!
"Bestride the Earth like a motherfucking Colossus - yeah bitch!"
Yozzie commented on Student Builds '65 Mustang from 4,000 Beer Cans
"For an Englishman, he's kind of a lightweight."
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