2trips commented on How Important Is Crash Test Performance To You?

"not important at all."

2trips commented on Progressive Automotive X Prize Mustang Claims 400 HP, 110 MPG; We Claim Baloney

"400HP and 100MPG is not impossible if you had a variable displacement motor attatched to a CVT and designed to run at WOT at the highest gear ratio possible, in a very lightweight car.It would take a lot of work and money to create such a system."

2trips commented on Ferrari Announces Hybrid Development, World Officially Gone Mad

"it looks like a 430 with jay leno's chinZING"

2trips commented on The Math Magic Behind The GM 72-Hour Sale

"@Simpsons-Movie-ruled: A tesseract is a 5-dimensional box.THE MORE YOU KNOW!"

2trips commented on Five Reasons Why We're Not Proud To Buy American Cars

"But if we raised import restrictions, we'd have to drive american-built garbage."

2trips commented on What's The Fastest Speed You've Ever Been Ticketed For?

"135 in a 70 zone."

2trips commented on Mohammad Bin Sulayem Saves Mosley's Ass From Final Spanking, Compares Scandal To "Terrorist Attack"

"if the motorcyclist in the background continues on his present course, the collision will throw him from his bike and he will fly through the air with the greatest of ease."

2trips commented on Are We Entering A New Malaise Era?

"The coming apocalypse will make us wish for a Malaise era."

2trips commented on Driving While Petting Soon To Be Illegal

"DOGGLES!"

2trips commented on 2008 Suzuki SX4, Part Three

"yeah, this suzuki's ok, but that gas guzzling 2-liter is just too big."

2trips commented on Woman Keeps Test Driver to Avoid Heat

"I thought stealing a Mirage was a punishment for misdomeaners."

2trips commented on Jalopnik Holiday Gift Guide: Simpson Fusion Racing Shoes

"@Novaload: win"

2trips commented on Is It Ever Cool to Hang Something From Your Rearview?

"i saw some fuzzy D12s (12 sided die for those of you with lives and/or girlfriends) and thought about investing in them."

2trips commented on Detroit Gas War Turns Deadly, Station Owner Killed Over 3 Cent Price Bump

"@Rust-MyEnemy: next year mercedes will debut a direct-peanut-injection engine."

2trips commented on Saab's New "Cross Wheel Drive" in Detail

"@Rust-MyEnemy: sooper (unintentional) donut potential???"

2trips commented on Chery Auto to Move Slooooooowly Into US

"also, jalopnik tells me that this post has 0 views and one comment."

2trips commented on Chery Auto to Move Slooooooowly Into US

"at ten grand, you can buy two."

2trips commented on World's Best Dad: Drunk 13-Year-Old Forced To Drive Drunk Dad Home

"@2trips: i only mention that because i drove a lot as a kid on private property."