Ben Simons commented on What's Your Best Line For Getting Out Of A Speeding Ticket?

"sorry officer, with all this truck traffic if i knew the actual speed limit was 55 i would have been doing it since i picked you up with my V1 two miles away...."

Ben Simons commented on A Perfect AMX, A 390 Rambler Rogue, And Other Fun Stuff Down On The Golden Street

"i seriously doubt that 57 Chrysler 300's engine would have "something even more wicked today". most of these cars a big time collector machine that see little time on the streets much less shredding the wide whites."

Ben Simons commented on Researchers Claim Heated Seats Can Cause Male Sterility

"@TheBlueBomber: what - a pair of side cutters and some duct tape or some heated seats?"

Ben Simons commented on How Much Did It Cost To Fill Up For Gas Today?

"$4.09/gallon - Gainesville, FL"

Ben Simons commented on Five Reasons High Gas Prices Are Good For Real Drivers

""the benefit to the driver is that your co-pilot is less likely to add unsprung weight to your car." i thought unsprung weight would be the wheels, brakes and suspension components under the srpings."

Ben Simons commented on Aussie Motorist Hits Koala, Koala Survives Only To Find Out It Has The Clap

"gonorrhea is the "clap"... [www.the-clap.com]"

Ben Simons commented on 1986 Ford Mustang LX

"i have owned three foxes in my car career. the best was a '85 LX 5.0 ex-Florida Highway Patrol Mustang - that car was well flogged and would still dish it out at 120,000+ miles. the other was a '85 5.0 LTD - it was an ex-FHP car as well."

Ben Simons commented on Chrysler To America: "Please, Please Buy Our 2008 Dodge Ram"

"@sos10: "Why would somebody buy this truck if they have the previous version, or earlier..."

Ben Simons commented on 1967 Firebird Wears A Coat Of Orange Blossoms In West Hollywood

"@badco/LoJ: they look like ET wheels to me."

Ben Simons commented on 1966 Dodge A100 Sportsman Custom

"i would say 66 or 67 is a good guess - 68 would have side markers and earlier models didn't have the scripty "Custom". nice police wheels and dog dishes."