Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on 2010 Jaguar XJ: The New Cat Revealed!

"What? 385 hp = 0-60 of 5.4 Add another 85hp, and it drops .2 secs. Add another 40, and this time it drops .5 seconds. Why didn't they just use the much better 40 horses the first time?"

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on Mazda RX-7 Concept To Appear In Tokyo?

"I heard they're finally going to solve the apex seal problems by using something completely indestructible: Weetabix."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on TeenTrackAttack Puts UK Teens In Ferraris, Lambos

"I guess that MJ's gone now, so somebody has to do it."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on Ten-Pack Of Dogs: History Of The Wienermobile

"Honorable mentions got to the Honda Insight and the Nissan Micra CC."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on BMW X6 M: First Drive

""the X6 M is the ideal car to pick up your spirits in this day and age of a world in crisis." The only possible way this sentence could be true is if it somehow incorporated me machine-gunning the car from a .50 cal mounted on a beat-up Hilux."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on Grassroots Motorsports Competitor Builds AWD Hybrid Fiero

"It might not be a Ferrari. It might not be a Lamborghini. But damn if this thing ain't gonna burn like one."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on 22 Custom Jalopnik Wallpapers For Your Apple iPhone And Palm Pre

"I'm waiting for the Jalopnik Design kitchen. It's kinda like the Porsche Design one, except that Ash comes over and cooks you a perfect souffle every day."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France

"I hope the paint isn't permanent."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on Chalkbot Pneumatically Sprays 100,000 Graffiti Messages During Tour De France

"We need to find a way to use this for evil."

Officer BLW, Royal Canadian... commented on Michael Jackson's Funeral Procession Sponsored By Land Rover, Rolls Royce Dealer

"Considering the poor quality plastics, should really have been a convoy of Sebrings."