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"@CaptMatt15 loves the Zoom-Zoom: Change those side markers!"

1300ccsoffury commented on Ten New Cars Jalopnik Is Thankful For

"@Devryn: The RX-8 isn't the best at anything, but it'll do whatever you ask it do better than you thought it would."

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"@Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Nice."

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"What does that Nurburgring-shaped tramp stamp say?"

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"Of the E60 range, I think the 550i with its sport package is the best looking of the range."

1300ccsoffury commented on What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done For Speed?

"Being Catholic, we're taught that even thinking about sinning is just as bad as actual sinning. So my recent thoughts of cramming a Ducati superbike L-twin into a Fiat 500 virtually makes me guilty of doing something incredibly dumb for sweet, sweet speed."

1300ccsoffury commented on Commenter Of The Day: Winston Smith Edition

"@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Illinois has nice, long exits that allow for a controlled and gradual stop."

1300ccsoffury commented on BMW 5-Series GT Pricing Starts At $64,725

"Ja, ze depreciation curve vill be epic."

1300ccsoffury commented on Commenter Of The Day: Winston Smith Edition

"You know what's a serious butt-clenching moment?"

1300ccsoffury commented on 2010 Mercedes E63 AMG: First Drive

"It's a sad to see that the BMW M5 is no longer the benchmark from which all sports sedans are judged."