Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

My jam lately has been this funky, vaguely Michael Jackson-y tale of modern love. Boy meets girl, boy takes girl home, boy explains that his money is not to be fucked with under any circumstances.

Ain't love grand? Also, the musician's name is Penguin Prison, which is delightful.