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			<title><![CDATA[This is the new Guinness record for tightest parallel parking]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: jeFNunnYiKY --><!-- /videoId: jeFNunnYiKY --> German Ronny "C-Rock" Wechselberger made parallel parking history earlier this year when he flipped his Volkswagen Polo into a spot approximately 26 centimeters (10.24 inches) longer than his car without crashing. It beat the old record by just one centimeter.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5827810/the-new-guinness-record-for-tightest-parallel-parking" title="Click here to read more about This is the new Guinness record for tightest parallel parking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Hardigree]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Trunk mounted fifth wheel eases parallel parking woes]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 296E57CxNw4 --><!-- /videoId: 296E57CxNw4 --> If you think parallel parking is bad now, imagine it in the 1950s. With archaic power steering (if any) and massive cars trying to parallel park must have been even more irritating. With this in mind one clever inventor dreamed up the "Park-kar" (?), a trunk mounted, drive shaft driven fifth wheel to maneuver effortlessly in and out of parking spots. We want to know more about how this actually works.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5771391/trunk-mounted-fifth-wheel-eases-parallel-parking-woes" title="Click here to read more about Trunk mounted fifth wheel eases parallel parking woes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tom Joslin]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Mule Parallel Parks Better Than You]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: mDRx4ozYIYY --><!-- /videoId: mDRx4ozYIYY --> This mule doesn't mess around with radar proximity sensors or advanced trigonometric algorithms. He just parks with his heart and makes anyone who uses assisted parking feel like an ass.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5727648/this-mule-parallel-parks-better-than-you" title="Click here to read more about This Mule Parallel Parks Better Than You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Jan 2011 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Hardigree]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Meet Your Future J-Turning Robot Car Overlords]]></title>
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				Stanford University's Computer Science Department's autonomous VW Passat Wagon has learned a fun new trick: using vehicle and real-world models to accurately J-turn its way into a parallel parking space.  At least our future masters have skills.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5536349/meet-your-future-j+turning-robot-car-overlords" title="Click here to read more about Meet Your Future J-Turning Robot Car Overlords">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 May 2010 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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				Striking a blow for feminist equality, this little girl demonstrates the kind of <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/parallel-parking/">parallel parking</a> skill more often associated with gristly movie stunt drivers. Don't try this at home, unless you're also impossibly cute.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5521122/this-little-girl-can-parallel-park-better-than-you" title="Click here to read more about This Little Girl Can Parallel Park Better Than You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The formula for the perfect <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parallelparking" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parallelparking" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/parallelparking/">parallel parking</a> job was recently worked out by mathematician <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonblackburn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonblackburn" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/simonblackburn/">Simon Blackburn</a>. It is: Minimum space needed=length of car + √[(r²-I²)+(I+k)²-(√(r²-I²)-w)²]-I-k Easy, right? Full solution below.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5455423/formula-for-perfect-parallel-parking-is-bigger-than-the-spot" title="Click here to read more about Formula For Perfect Parallel Parking Is Bigger Than The Spot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 23 Jan 2010 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Extraordinarily complicated <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/parallel-parking/">parallel parking</a> aid? Yes, but it's still less complicated &mdash; and more effective &mdash; than the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/219207/automobile-mag-tries-to-park-the-self+parking-and-ford+hating-lexus-ls460">Lexus</a> or <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5120352/ford-active-park-assist-better+than+lexus-push+button-parallel-parking-to-debut-in-lincoln-mkt-mks">Ford</a> auto-parking systems. Mechanical systems, FTW! (<em>Hat tip to <a href="http://jalopnik.com/people/skhawaja/">SkullDriveShaft</a>!</em>)				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5390081/fifth+wheel-parallel-parking-device-faster-than-lexus-ford-systems" title="Click here to read more about Fifth-Wheel Parallel Parking Device Faster Than Lexus, Ford Systems">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 4UMWhJsd0JE --><!-- /videoId: 4UMWhJsd0JE -->These parents are obviously doing something right, as their son not only drives a <em>Power Wheels</em> Mustang, but can drift it into a parallel parking space like a parking challenge champ. Someday we want our kids to drive this well.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5339996/awesome-kid-parallel-drifts-power-wheels-mustang-into-tight-spot" title="Click here to read more about Awesome Kid Parallel Drifts Power Wheels Mustang Into Tight Spot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We see many things each day making us question the intellect of the human species. Great example? This clip of a woman trying, and trying, and trying to parallel park. Sad or humiliating? Yes.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5260776/profound-and-complete-parallel-parking-failure" title="Click here to read more about Profound And Complete Parallel Parking Failure">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 May 2009 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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				Ford announced its new <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5121071/ford-active-park-assist-in-action">Active Park Assist</a> system before the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/detroit-auto-show/">Detroit Auto Show</a>, but here, in one of McCormick Place's many labyrinthine parking garages, is the first time we've tested it.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5152351/ford-active-park-assist-system" title="Click here to read more about Ford Active Park Assist System">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We gave you the info late last night about Ford's new <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5120352/ford-active-park-assist-better+than+lexus-push+button-parallel-parking-to-debut-in-lincoln-mkt-mks">Active Park Assist</a>. Now here's video of the system in action along with the first look at the 2010 MKS's paddle shifters.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5121071/ford-active-park-assist-in-action" title="Click here to read more about Ford Active Park Assist: In Action!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Ford's one-upping <a href="http://jalopnik.com/cars/gadgets/car-park-thyself-volvo-shows-off-prototype-selfparking-feature-177259.php">Lexus</a> with an ultrasonic parallel-parking system it claims is easier to use, more versatile and requires less driver input than camera-based rivals. Amazingly, the whole Ford lineup may get it by 2012.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5120352/ford-active-park-assist-better+than+lexus-push+button-parallel-parking-to-debut-in-lincoln-mkt-mks" title="Click here to read more about Ford Active Park Assist: "Better-Than-Lexus" Push-Button Parallel Parking To Debut In Lincoln MKT, MKS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know what makes parking easier? People yelling at you in Italian and someone taping it. The video goes on for three minutes and at no point does the young woman in it get anywhere near parking her car correctly. This is what parallel parking looks like when done by someone who was never taught how to parallel park. That being said, the young woman driving does do a good job of swearing back at the onlookers. [<a href="http://www.theboomtube.com/watch/1a3bb7a720b019f4f1a9/Italian-girl-parking-a-car">TheBoomTube</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/373900/italian-parallel-parking-for-beginners" title="Click here to read more about Italian Parallel Parking For Beginners">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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