Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

It's impossible not to like Ozzy. Yes, I remember the bloody MTV trash reality, and I'm aware of the fact that he can't even speak English properly, but honestly, who cares? He is the fuckin' Prince of Darkness, so deal with it.

The quite recently recorded live version of his 1983 song may be full of pinch harmonics thanks to Zakk Wylde's obsession with the technic, but just imagine the amount of chemicals Ozzy's body needed before the show in order to go crazy for us once again.

Just the thought of that should help take you through any traffic jam.