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				A fire at a box and supply store in Ohio last night <a href="http://fox8.com/2012/02/14/firefighters-scramble-to-save-pricey-antique-automobiles/">quickly spread to a car collision repair shop next door</a> that also stores vintage automobiles. Firefighters and workers at the garage rushed to save the cars from the intense fire.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5885312/firefighters-save-classic-cars-from-blaze" title="Click here to read more about Firefighters Save Classic Cars From Blaze">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Raphael Orlove]]></dc:creator>
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				Demands to reduce the municipal budget in Findlay, Ohio have led officials to consider consolidating the city's aging vehicle fleet. Proposals apparently include this &mdash; a consolidated school bus and salt spreader, you know, to help ease traffic concerns on harsh winter mornings.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5859735/its-a-school-bus-its-a-salt-truck-no-its-both" title="Click here to read more about It's a school bus! It's a salt truck! No, it's both!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Patrick Frawley]]></dc:creator>
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				Three years ago, a pair of Ohio men saw a Hummer H3 burning at the bottom of an embankment after running off a road. Rushing to the truck, they pulled a woman from the flames. Now <a href="http://jezebel.com/5826689/men-save-woman-from-burning-car-then-sue-her">they're suing her</a> for damages from the injuries they suffered saving her life.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5826902/men-save-woman-from-this-burning-car-then-sue-her" title="Click here to read more about Men save woman from this burning car, then sue her">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin Hyde]]></dc:creator>
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				Among the pressures facing police officiers working the streets of America is the rising number of people legally carrying concealed guns. But when one such licensee was pulled over in Canton, Ohio, an officer threatened to shoot him on the spot. Here's the chilling video. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5823543/cop-threatens-to-execute-driver-over-concealed-weapon-permit" title="Click here to read more about Cop threatens to execute driver over concealed weapon permit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Justin Hyde]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: 4L0vQgkAQu0 --><!-- /videoId: 4L0vQgkAQu0 --> Brennen Eden, 20, was the driver who survived a horrific 100-mph crash outside Dayton, Ohio, <a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5619938/">last August that obliterated his Trans Am</a>. After months of rehab and an upcoming appearance on National Geographic's "Indestructibles," Eden says he doesn't react anymore to the stunning footage of his crash. But <a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110714/ENT11/107140320/Crash-survivor-Indestructible-?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|News">he doesn't want another Trans Am</a>.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5821321/man-who-survived-100+mph-flying-trans-am-crash-good-thanks-for-asking" title="Click here to read more about Man who survived 100-mph flying Trans Am crash good, thanks for asking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: tXEHOaRGyio --><!-- /videoId: tXEHOaRGyio --> Officers in Lawrence Township, Ohio spent the better part of an afternoon chasing a suspect down a rural highway. The suspect, named Java, was clearly unarmed and maintained a low speed while weaving in and out of traffic. He's a horse, of course of course.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5818922/watch-a-horse-lead-police-on-an-eight+mile-chase" title="Click here to read more about Watch a horse lead police on an eight-mile chase">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Jul 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 6beRRv2CAvo --><!-- /videoId: 6beRRv2CAvo --> Attention public figures, like Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg. Please make sure both your headlights are working before driving drunk <a href="http://www.plunderbund.com/2011/06/30/state-rep-mecklenborg-likely-arrested-with-a-stripper/">and jacked up on Viagra</a> with a possible 26-year-old stripper in the car, likely unbeknownst to your wife and three children.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5818638/watch-a-viagra+raging-state-rep-fail-a-sobriety-test" title="Click here to read more about Watch a Viagra-raging State Rep fail a sobriety test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: 80_s8xIH58Y --><!-- /videoId: 80_s8xIH58Y --> A train pulling tankers full of ethanol derailed and <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2014154418_apusderailmentfire.html">exploded in rural Ohio</a> this weekend, sending up a fireball that could be seen 20 miles away. No one was hurt, but the train's conductor is probably never using E85 again.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5754051/ethanol-train-explosion-seen-for-20-miles" title="Click here to read more about Ethanol train explosion seen for 20 miles">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This video shows Hamilton County, Ohio sheriff's deputies beating and repeatedly tasering a 52-year-old diabetic suffering a low blood-sugar attack. A highway patrolman pulled the deputies off the man, but not before they dislocated his shoulder and elbow.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5724667/ohio-sheriffs-beat-repeatedly-taser-diabetic-man" title="Click here to read more about Ohio Sheriffs Beat, Repeatedly Taser Diabetic Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Jan 2011 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jalopnik/videos/104 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jalopnik/videos/104 --> The only way to stop this reckless teenager terrorizing Ohio in a stolen dump truck last Sunday was to let the teen crash it. Watch the police wait and hope he doesn't take out <em>all</em> their squad cars.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5707211/teen-in-stolen-dump-truck-crushes-police-cars" title="Click here to read more about Teen In Stolen Dump Truck Crushes Police Cars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Walter Soplata, owner of the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5681587/secret-ohio-warplane-graveyard-unearthed">secret backyard Ohio warplane collection</a>, died earlier this month at the age of 87. His family has not said what would happen to his cache, but several of his "saves" will fly again.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5701640/owner-of-ohio-airplane-graveyard-dies" title="Click here to read more about Owner Of Ohio Airplane Graveyard Dies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Somewhere in northeast Ohio meadow sits massive throng of rusting 1950s military aircraft. Here's the story behind the incredible horde of aircraft, complete with aerial pictures. <strong>UPDATE</strong>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5681587/secret-ohio-warplane-graveyard-unearthed" title="Click here to read more about Secret Ohio Warplane Graveyard Unearthed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"At one time we had a Ford plant, a GM plant, and a Chrysler plant here in Sandusky, Ohio." Now there's Cedar Point. Less plants, less fun? [<a href="http://www.changinggears.info/2010/09/21/sandusky-a-city-on-a-roller-coaster/">ChangingGears</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5643755/sandusky-ohio-from-ball-bearings-to-roller-coasters" title="Click here to read more about Sandusky, Ohio: From Ball Bearings To Roller Coasters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Somewhere in Ohio sits an abandoned Chrysler dealership with old cars parked on the showroom floor, like a prop leftover from a nuclear bomb test. The only evidence of its existence were a set of eerie Flickr photos. Until now.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5632032/the-mystery-of-flickrs-ghost-car-dealership" title="Click here to read more about The Mystery of Flickr's Ghost Car Dealership">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Police in Ohio say Colondra Hamilton, 36, admitted to driving while using a sex toy while also watching porn on a passenger's laptop. She was arrested and charged with "inappropriate alertness" and illegal window tinting, for which Ohioans are grateful.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5622527/meet-the-woman-arrested-for-driving-with-a-sex-toy" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Woman Arrested For Driving With A Sex Toy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Aug 2010 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Eric German is a 45-year-old "private security officer" who drives a work van, has a mustache, and wears muscle shirts. Is it any shock he broke four bones in a Middletown, Ohio police officer's face after being pulled over?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5594769/video-dont-punch-a-cop-if-you-get-pulled-over" title="Click here to read more about VIDEO: Don't Punch A Cop If You Get Pulled Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Brandon Farmer, 24, of Washington Court House, Ohio acted on a friend's bet and jumped onto the back of semi truck stopped at a light. Ten miles later, he phoned police to rescue him. Alcohol was involved. (<em>Thanks Thomas!</em>) [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37790267/ns/us_news/">MSNBC</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5569038/idiot-jumps-onto-semi-to-win-bet-calls-911-for-help" title="Click here to read more about Idiot Jumps Onto Semi To Win Bet, Calls 911 For Help">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The devastating tornado that <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hP4Ms7EkAI5UtMVI3-49mTCPaKmQD9G6HRUO0">killed seven in Ohio</a> this weekend also mangled this Dodge Viper and what appears to be an <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5371920/hoon-does-burnout-flips-dodge-ram-srt10">SRT10 Dodge Ram</a>. The exposed red valve covers are hard to look at. <em>(Hat tip to <a href="http://jalopnik.com/people/johnmwinters/">John M. Winters</a>)</em>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5557392/deadly-tornado-claims-dodge-viper-srt10-ram" title="Click here to read more about Deadly Tornado Claims Dodge Viper, SRT10 Ram">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The Ohio Supreme Court ruled police officers can issue tickets based on visual estimates of a motorist's speed. If you live in Ohio and pissed off a cop recently we recommend fixing that. <em>(H/T to Sean!)</em> [<a href="http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2010/06/02/ohio-supreme-court-speed-estimate-valid.html?sid=101">Dispatch.com</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5553772/court-ruling-allows-cops-to-issue-speeding-tickets-based-on-estimates" title="Click here to read more about Court Ruling Allows Cops To Issue Speeding Tickets Based On &quot;Estimates&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				An Ohio woman won $8,000 on a lottery TV show and then went to a bar to celebrate. Walking home from the bar she was struck by a car and killed. No joke here, it's just really sad. [<a href="http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-lotto-winner-dies-txt,0,4779669.story">WJW-TV</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5458659/woman-hit-by-car-killed-celebrating-lotto-win" title="Click here to read more about Woman Hit By Car, Killed Celebrating Lotto Win">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Remember the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5438633/halloween-hood-scoop-overload-ohio-dakota">heavily customized Ohio Dakota</a> we saw a couple weeks back? One of our readers photographed it a year ago, at an earlier stage in its development.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5444665/the-evolution-of-the-ohio-multi+scooped-halloween-dakota-one-year-ago" title="Click here to read more about The Evolution Of The Ohio Multi-Scooped Halloween Dakota: One Year Ago">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dodgedakota" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dodgedakota" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/dodgedakota/">Dodge Dakota</a> is a fine truck, but it lacks… <em>something.</em> How about a black-and-orange paint job and <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5343531/every-fiberglass-hood-scoop-in-the-1975-jc-whitney-catalog/gallery/">the entire galaxy of J.C. Whitney hood scoops?</a> Oakland resident <a href="http://jalopnik.com/people/w1ngnut/">W1ngnut</a> spotted this truck while visiting Ohio.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5438633/halloween-hood-scoop-overload-ohio-dakota" title="Click here to read more about Halloween Hood Scoop Overload: Ohio Dakota!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				An Ohio appeals court has ruled that tickets can't be issued based on a car looking or sounding like it's speeding. The decision comes after real American hero Daniel Freitag fought a ticket issued because his <a href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/lincoln-navigator/">Lincoln Navigator</a> <em>sounded</em> fast.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5426005/ohio-court-rules-against-ticketing-cars-that-look-or-sound-like-theyre-speeding" title="Click here to read more about Ohio Court Rules Against Ticketing Cars That Look Or Sound Like They’re Speeding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				18-year-old James Miller, of Cincinnati was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Convenient for the officer as Miller had brought his own breathalyzer in the form of his Halloween costume. "Blow here" indeed. Oh, the irony. [<a href="http://www2.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/crime/article/man_in_breathalyzer_costume_arrested_on_suspicion_of_dui/25923/">NBC4</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5396961/man-dressed-for-halloween-as-breathalyzer-test-nabbed-for-dui" title="Click here to read more about Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				An elderly women in Ohio lost control of her van, knocking a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GAS PUMP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GAS PUMP" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/gas-pump/">gas pump</a> onto an unsuspecting customer. The man was saved by quick-acting bystanders, but we're reconsidering our <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5380766/taser-grandma-surprisingly-unsympathetic">don't taser old women</a> rule. [Today]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5380797/senior-citizen-knocks-flaming-gas-pump-onto-man" title="Click here to read more about Senior Citizen Knocks Flaming Gas Pump Onto Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The 19th race in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged 24 HOURS OF LEMONS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged 24 HOURS OF LEMONS" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/24-hours-of-lemons/">24 Hours Of LeMons</a> history took place last weekend, and we finally had our first-ever Nissan winner! Right behind it- well, in some cases <em>way</em> behind it- were 121 other vehicles.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5375987/the-top-122-lemons-of-the-lamest-day-24-hours-of-lemons/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Top 122 Lemons Of The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The most cars ever in a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged 24 HOURS OF LEMONS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged 24 HOURS OF LEMONS" href="http://jalopnik.com/tag/24-hours-of-lemons/">24 Hours Of LeMons</a> race (130), three former LeMons winners, and a cold rainy Ohio day all made for a very long day of Cheat Detection.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5373411/watch-the-lamest-day-24-hours-of-lemons-bs-inspections-in-timelapse-animation" title="Click here to read more about Watch The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons BS Inspections In Timelapse Animation!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You see these bogus "Worst Cities In America" lists all the time, and usually the accompanying photo shows a vacant lot covered with weeds and broken Olde English 800 40-dog bottles, with a gutted '85 Cutlass or '79 Corolla in the foreground and a bullet-riddled abandoned apartment building in the background. This shot of Youngstown, Ohio, follows the script pretty much to the letter… except for the car, which happens to be a <em>Lancia Scorpion!</em>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5100035/abandoned-lancia-scorpion-makes-youngstown-ohio-15th-most-dangerous-city-in-america" title="Click here to read more about Abandoned Lancia Scorpion Makes Youngstown, Ohio 15th Most Dangerous City In America">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Safe happens. Two Ohio men were injured Tuesday when the Jaguar XJ12 they were racing against another vehicle "at more than 100mph" crashed into the brick storefront of Safe Auto Insurance of Whitehall, Ohio. It's not currently known, but is thought unlikely, that the men were insured through Safe Insurance. [Via <a href="http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/03/18/crash18_update.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=101">The Columbus Dispatch</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/369118/ohio-men-crash-into-safe-insurance" title="Click here to read more about Ohio Men Crash Into Safe Insurance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The race is about to start and unless I can find another dust- and dirt-free area to live-blog from with an outlet, y'all may not be hearing from me for a little while. But I did get out next to the dirt track a few minutes ago, and there's not much more to say other than...damn, those are fifty-five pretty pictures of some pretty drivin' on dirt.  Enjoy, and check out the rest of our <a href="http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/prelude-to-the-dream/">Prelude to the Dream</a> coverage. <span class="byline">&ndash; Ray Wert</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/266660/prelude-to-the-dream-pretty-practice-pictures" title="Click here to read more about Prelude To The Dream: Pretty Practice Pictures">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 A bill introduced in the Ohio state legislature yesterday by Democratic Rep. Michael DeBose and Republican Sen. Kevin Coughlin would require bright green license plates on the vehicles of all convicted habitual and child-related sex offenders, to make it easier for <del>vigilantes</del> concerned citizens to <del>string up</del> identify such individuals. Nuh uh, says the ACLU. Any suggestions as to what logo might be used on these special plates? <span class="byline">&ndash; Murilee Martin</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/240769/ohio-child-molesters-may-get-custom-plates" title="Click here to read more about Ohio Child Molesters May Get Custom Plates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We're gearing up here in Detroit for a pretty big winter storm. According to our boy in second city, Matt Hardigree (more on him later), they've already gotten "a lot [of snow], and it's blowing around." The Matt-man and I are both counting our blessings that it's only snow and not record-breaking cold. If it had been, at least one of us could have ended up like this poor sap in Columbus, Ohio who saw his purple Honda frozen to the street due to a double-tap of trouble &mdash; a parking next to a water main break and sub-zero temperatures. Although really, he's getting it lucky &mdash; 'round these parts if a man's parking a purple Honda in the wrong place, it won't get covered &mdash; <em>it'll get filled</em> &mdash; with water. Nothing like water, ice and pressure damage all at once. Check out the gallery below &mdash; we're going to go batten down the hatches or something. <span class="byline">&ndash; Ray Wert</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/236306/why-sub+zero-weather-water-main-breaks-and-street-parking-dont-mix" title="Click here to read more about Why Sub-Zero Weather, Water Main Breaks And Street Parking Don't Mix">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A group of engineering students from the University of Toledo slapped together an auto-park system that's KISS-simple. Get the nose into the spot, lower the hydraulic dolly, and bingo-bango, A Bruce-like parking job in a mere Corolla! <span class="byline">&ndash; Davey G. Johnson</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/215128/super-automated-corolla+parking-potential" title="Click here to read more about SUPER AUTOMATED COROLLA-PARKING POTENTIAL!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The union representing Ohio's state troopers has taken to pounding tables and calling out, "Thus, for the Albigensians!" Or, er, they're calling for fire-suppression systems on all of their patrol Crown Victorias, after a cruiser collided with a civilian vehicle and the roller's gas tank ruptured, leading to a fire that killed two officers and the driver of the truck they ran into. While the state has purchased two Vics with fire-suppression systems for evaluation purposes, the rest of the nigh-on thousand cars the law-enforcement agency uses daily go without active anti-flamb

 protection. A spokeswoman from Ford maintains that the vehicles are safe and that given the circumstances of the accident, the outcome wasn't unreasonable. The union, understandably, thinks otherwise. <span class="byline">&ndash; Davey G. Johnson</span>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/206563/ohio-one+seven-want-their-crown-vics-fire+suppressed" title="Click here to read more about Ohio One-Seven Want Their Crown Vics Fire-Suppressed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ohio Mitsubishi Dealership Declares A Jihad On Prices And Political Correctness]]></title>
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Only in Ohio, the ass-end of the United States, would a car dealership decide it'd be a good idea to run an advertising campaign declaring "a jihad on the automotive market" and that "burqa"-wearing sales representatives would be selling vehicles that can "comfortably seat 12 jihadists in the back." That's right, <a href="http://www.dennismitsubishi.com/">Dennis Mitsubishi </a>, a Columbus, OH dealership's gone crazy, and we ain't just talkin' about the pricing &mdash; they've gone and declared a holy war on all that is reasonable with a radio spot they'll be airing on suburban Columbus stations. In addition to the above quotes, the ad also claims "Our prices are lower than the evildoers' every day. Just ask the pope!" and that "Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies." Wow. We're totally speechless &mdash; except we think we're gonna let the Department of Homeland Security know we think we've just found the location of the next terrorist strike.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/203034/ohio-mitsubishi-dealership-declares-a-jihad-on-prices-and-political-correctness" title="Click here to read more about Ohio Mitsubishi Dealership Declares A Jihad On Prices And Political Correctness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Toyota has a (sorta) new ad campaign we just saw while watching the Sunday morning talk shows touting Toyota and its investment here in the United States. The automaker from the land of the rising sun is all hard up on the ten assembly plants its got over on our shores. Somehow it kinda tweaked us the wrong way...especially considering Ford, GM and Chrysler have shuttered 3 times that many plants in the past seven years. And what have we gotten in return? Ten assembly plants. Well, before folks begin saying things like "Buy Toyota, it's the American thing to do", we wanted to provide a visual "nip" from the boys and girls at the General as a rebuttal to that budding notion. We kinda think the billboard speaks for itself, but the RenCen's got more to say &mdash; it's only one of three billboards...				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/190778/gms-bill+bored-of-toyota-drops-pants-and-shows-size" title="Click here to read more about GM's Bill-Bored Of Toyota, Drops Pants And Shows Size">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Judge Michael Cicconetti (as the source article tells us, his surname is pronounced "chih-kuh-NEH'-tee") has decreed that in lieu of jail time, twenty-year-old Joshua Breeding and 19-year-old Christopher Lyons can shoot up their own vehicles with paintball guns and then clean them up. The pair were caught after splattering another man's vehicle. They'll also have to do forty hours' hard time painting Habitat for Humanity homes and issue an apology to their victim. Oh, the humility!				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/188760/paintball-pranksters-sentenced-to-shooting-their-own-cars" title="Click here to read more about Paintball Pranksters Sentenced to Shooting Their Own Cars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Home of the New Bomb Turks, Alex P. Keaton, and, er, um, uh, not much else we can think of, Columbus, OH has added one more sterling addition to its roster of notable thingy-dingys. Yes, it's the Volvamino, a parts-hauler for a local Volvo mechanic. Reader Benjamin snapped and sent this in, and in appreciation for his submission of this one-of-a-kind Volvo, we wish him massive and diverse amounts of sweet, sweet vulva. Preferably in assorted Caminos.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/187553/volvamino-in-ohio" title="Click here to read more about Volvamino in Ohio?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This item originally attracted our attention because on Google News, it read: "At least eight people have been hospitalized after a car went into the crowd at the Madison Regatta peed boat race Sunday." We were gonna make a "peed boat" joke, but the story itself was sufficiently mind-boggling to post straight. Apparently, an 18-year-old kid was driving at a high rate of speed when he lost control, hurtled through the crowd assembled to watch the hydroplane races and on into the Ohio River. Eleven people, including the driver of the wayward car, were injured. Stay safe this 4th, kids. And watch out for idiots on the road. [Reader Charles points out our pre-holiday stupidity. This happened in Ohio, not Wisconsin. D'oh. Oh wait. It didn't happen in Ohio. It happened in Indiana. Thanks to the Midwest for busting our coastal balls on it.]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/185028/dumb-teen-screws-up-boat-race" title="Click here to read more about Dumb Teen Screws Up Boat Race">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A man who's most likely seen an amount of faces numbering in the hundreds of thousands and if they had a brain in their heads, rocked them all, a.k.a. Andy Wendler, sent over a bit from the Toledo <I>blade</I> regarding the shutdown of America's oldest continuously-operation auto plant, Jeep Parkway. With the expansion of the also-Toledoan Stickney factory, as well as the Toledo North facility, the former Overland plant is due to shut down this week. It built Second-War-era Jeeps, 155mm shells and rockets, but over the last few years it's used for basic Wrangler construction before the vehicles were sent over to Stickney for final assembly. In fact, Stickney's new role is to be determined, although it'll remain open for the forseeable future.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/183559/jeep-parkway-plant-soon-to-close" title="Click here to read more about Jeep Parkway Plant Soon to Close">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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