Yes, the chances of having either are pretty slim. But I'd wager that the Venn Diagram overlap of Tesla owners, Android Wear smartwatch users, and Michael Knight wannabes is pretty thick.

The Wear hack was developed by Harth Labs, and it's functionality basically mirrors the Tesla app available for the Model S. So that means you can lock and unlock the doors, open and close the sunroof, and honk the horn. That's it for now, but devs should be able to tap into location data, climate control, and charging commands in the future, if Tesla gives them the tools.