I have heard your cries, from hither, from yon, all yearning with one voice, with one plea. "Please, please, I'd love to know what it's like to have my face strapped right next to the exhaust pipe of a Pagani Zonda Tricolore, preferably at full song." Consider your prayers answered.

Yeah, Pagani Zondas sound great, everyone knows that. But if you want to experience one, you shouldn't just watch it go by. You need to get onboard.