If you eagerly await several feet of snow in New York City for donuts and other hoonage opportunities, be warned: your ass may get arrested.

Yep, DeBlasio is apparently quite serious about keeping roads clear for emergency vehicles tonight. The mayor recently stated that anyone on the roads after 11 PM may be arrested, according to multiple sources.

If you need me, I'll be doing donuts on the roof of my parking garage.

Pictured: my car at Cooper Union in the midst of Winter Storm Nemo, 2013 . What I was doing there need not be repeated.