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			<title><![CDATA[How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar]]></title>
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				Whereas we like to think <em>Jalopnik</em> is a fairly safe and friendly place to express an opinion, niche forums can be brutal. Take the story of one young man and his last generation Mercury Cougar at the <em>New Cougar</em> forums. We know it can't be easy to be a Cougar owner &mdash; who do you have to look down on? Topaz owners? Nevertheless, these fan-boys soldier on and learn to squeeze every bit of love and performance out of their cars, which is something we can respect. But this guy's ride we can't respect. He's basically taken plywood and home theatre controls and shoved them in the backseat of his car (something you can do if you have no friends).  The execution is so poor that it makes you start to appreciate the <a href="http://jalopnik.com/380387/enjoy-the-cars-girls-of-boost-mobile-nightshift-without-the-crabs">ridiculous import tuner crowd</a>. But as harsh as we could be, our pithy comments are nothing compared to the ire directed at him by his fellow Cougar fan-boys. We've included a selection of said comments below the jump.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/380873/how-not-to-modify-your-mercury-cougar" title="Click here to read more about How Not To Modify Your Mercury Cougar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Novelties]]></category>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Hardigree]]></dc:creator>
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