If you were around Anaheim this past Saturday, and heard a series of rapidly pattering footsteps and then a loud crash, like a bag of ground beef flung at a window, don't worry. It was just some naked guy running full speed into some cars. Whew! You must feel relieved.

After the 21-year old man, identified as Garrett Smith, body-smashed that Mazda's window, he then charged at and leapt on the hood of the car in the next parking space, a car that was being driven by a neighbor. Here's how she described it:

"That's when he jumped on my vehicle. Whole body in the front of my windshield," said Vidrio, who was terrified and stepped on the gas.

"Once I turned and bumped into my neighbor's van, that's when I saw the guy flying off the car," she said.

Vidrio said she slammed into a wall, which was the only way she knew to shake him off her vehicle.

I'm not sure her speed-up-and-slam-into-a-wall method is the one suggested by flinging-a-guy-off-your-hood experts, but it essentially did the job. Smith was apprehended nearby and taken to the hospital, for fairly obvious reasons.

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It's not clear why this man decided to charge at cars while naked. I'd like to believe there's a perfectly rational explanation that will make us all nod our heads and say "oh, yeah, I get it," but I suspect this man has some pretty significant demons to confront.

Here's the full video report, from a Los Angeles CBS affiliate: