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If You’re Looking For A Ride, I’ve A Horse Outside

The surefire way to get a bridesmaid to go home with you isn't to drive a Subaru, a Mitsubishi, or a Honda Civic. According to Irish comedy duo Rubberbandits it's to have "A Horse Outside." Mildly NSFW.

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