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1st Gear: So Fucking S-Classy
The death of Maybach, Benz's wasteful attempt at relaunching a defunct luxury brand no one cared about it, could mostly be blamed on the fact that no one could picture spending so much money (up to $470,000) on what was really just a nicer version Mercedes S-class.