There's no standardized Chinese police car, like the Crown Vic, so they tend to get creative. This Mercedes S-Class cruiser is hard to top. It almost makes you want to become a political dissident.

On the scale of Chinese police cars, which are typically no more luxurious than a VW Santana, the S-Class ranks fairly high. We'd personally like to get into a chase with the MG TF police convertible, if only because there's no backseat in which to transport us after being arrested. The S-Class is great, though, and we'd much rather get picked up in one of these than one of these.

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