Google's latest self-driving car prototype has no steering wheel or controls of any kind inside. And, as Conan O'Brien has now exposed, that means it also has no morality.
According to the ever reliable sources at Conan, the self-driving car is a hoot to be in, but is also dangerous for those that aren't in it. Look at how those wheel wells are the perfect size for picking up and squashing innocent cats. Do you think Google noticed that?
Also, don't touch anything or sit in a chair near it. It'll get you if you do that.
This is parody, but just wait, someone will soon use it as a reason why self-driving cars can never exist. And then they'll feel stupid afterwards. It's not like it's never happened before...