BBC television presenter Jeremy Clarkson and Guy Who Once Was At CNN, I Think Piers Morgan are widely known to absolutely, totally despise each other. But new evidence emerged last night in the form of a photograph, proving it all may be a hoax, a ruse, a conspiracy!

Oh. Well, um, they were all madly three sheets to the wind, completely sauced, trashed, hosed?

Go figure. At least no one got punched in the face.