Maria Sharapova, tennis star, was given a joyride in an 884-horsepower Porsche 918 Spyder wondercar by former F1 racer and current Porsche factory driver Mark Webber. Her review is eloquent, insightful, and completely, totally, utterly, useless.

You feel like, you're in a real, like... sport... car.

Maria Sharapova, if you ever want to review cars for us, you know who to call.

(Me, you can call me. Anytime. Just call me.)