At least when you use it in "Insane mode."We gave the Tesla Model S P85 D's acceleration 10/10 points for a very good reason.

You already know that the fastest Tesla yet (that's about to get even faster) can pin a smartphone to its seat if you test its 3.2 second acceleration to sixty mph. But what if you go really bananas?

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Dragtimes was nice enough to find it out for us, and putting a catcher's mask on the child in the back was certainly a good idea because no cupholder could cheat physics in this experiment.

I'm quoting Damon here:

There is no wheel spin. There is no drama. From a standstill it's epically violent; on the road, at speed, it's merely completely fucking nuts.

Talking of nuts, it's not in the owner's manual , but you would be insane to open a bag of peanuts in a Model S P85D.

Hat tip to Brooks!