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Are you looking for a launching pad with unique laser stripes, or a luxury pad with wood, otherwise known as a country club flair? Our pulse-pounding pickup can be both! In fact, you get four options for 1970 instead of just a pair. All come with hidden windshield wipers, belted tires, a longer wheelbase and an overall feeling that you got something that’s racier and richer than ever. Especially if you pick it up with one of our muscle engines and a trailer towing package.

Visit a Ford dealer and on your way, crash into an El Camino with your old car. It’s the least you can do for something this far out of ordinary.

Photo: Ford via The Auto Historian