Ferrari's New F1 Car Has Neither A Penis Nor A Vagina Nose

Ferrari's new Formula One car, the Ferrari F 14 T, is here, and unlike everybody else's car so far, its nose doesn't resemble human genitalia. Hooray.

Instead, it looks like a vacuum cleaner mated an anteater, with its droopy snout. I do like that blacked-out back end, though.

Pretty much the only thing I really really don't like is that name, F 14 T. Ferrari says it was chosen by the fans, on the Internet, but it's just so boring. It's supposed to stand for Ferrari 2014 Turbo. Instead it just sounds like a subsection in a plumbing instruction manual.

Here's hoping the V6 Turbo engine sounds better.

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