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We're getting a bit tired of celebrities and their automotive follies, but there's been an interesting twist in the ongoing saga of Britney Spears, cars and K-Fed's surprisingly high level of parenting competency... and we're hypocrites. Possibly after hearing about Britney and her new SL65, K-Fed had the audacity to ask that she not drive their kids in the massively-powered convertible just because she's had a little history with bad driving and has been dodging her drug tests. What a crybaby. [Brisbane Times] More »
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Oh man, Mr. Ferrari's totally spinning in his grave a la a redlining Formula 1crankshaft right about now. Britsperminator Kevin Federline went and had his name painted on the brake calipers of the 360 his wife bought him (and recently had towed away). We can't really put it any better than reader Greg, who tipped us off to the atrocity, so we'll just leave it to him: "These Federline brake calipers on the hapless Ferrari are forever. Or at least until Britney kicks him out for reals, and he's forced to eBay the car. Then the next owners will hopefully restore its dignity." Amen to that. Is it wrong for us to wanna deck the guy just for being himself? More »
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Co-creator of the former embryo once known as the Federletus, Kevin Federline, has reportedly had his Ferrari repo'd by his wife, jiggle-tastic former teen sensation Britney Spears. Multiple-time babydaddy Federline has apparently been kicked to the curb by Spears, who's sick of his partying ways. In some ways, the Louisiana-born singer and the Fresno-born dancer are perfect for each other, if only so the rest of us can see what happens when white trash folk are handed too much money. It isn't always Jed, Ellie Mae and Jethro, kids despite what Hollywood would have you believe. Meanwhile, we bet that prancing horse will go for major bank at auction in ten years. Or not. [Thanks to the Tabasco-hottt Nixie for the tip.] More »
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