Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

Just give in. The sort of macho feelings you had before that made it impossible for you to like anyone who was in a boy band should probably have evaporated by now. Justin Timberlake is clearly talented. He's charming. He seems to have a sense of humor about himself. Maybe that should make you hate him more.

His new album scarcely has a single on it. This is as close as you're going to get. The rest of the songs are all over seven minutes and have the ethereal slow-jam quality of something produced by Frank Ocean, but this album is actually mostly Timbaland. Go figure.

Enjoy it. We won't judge.