Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

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When my young, young colleagues here at Jalopnik ask me why the hell I’m so old, I sometimes like to reach one of my bent claws out of the arm-socket of my iron lung, grip them fiercely on the forearm, and tell them “because I’ve lived, dammit.” Then I collapse and play dead until the paramedics zap me with those paddles, which feels sooooo good.

Anyway, part of that living was in the 1990s, when I was in a relationship with the lead singer of this band and would occasionally drive their tour bus. Fun times!

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For those of you making my life chronology on long rolls of butcher’s paper, now you know something to pencil in for most of the ‘90s.