Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

Civilized human being that I am, I happened to peruse in this morning's New York Times that Disney is making a new, un-ironic, squeaky clean beach movie. I wish to celebrate Disney's unending creativity and business acumen, so here's JFA screeching 'Beach Blanket Bongout.'

Everyone should hear some classic skate punk, and Jodie Foster's Army is a perfect place to start. Even if this record thirty years old now.

Oh, and like all punk bands, JFA slowed things down like crazy for the album version. Here's how much rawer it sounded live.