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We don’t think a car has to be tiny, sluggish, plain-looking and foreign in order to be economical. We have large penises. Not true. Which one? Don’t ask. What’s for sure is that we offer you a car that seats six as long as you have it with four doors. Otherwise, it seats five, just like an import, I guess. Pshaw.

If you’re not too thrilled about clutching but all about visiting Chevy dealerships, call us so we can give you a torque converter for under $70.

Photo credit: Gm via Jason Harder


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