Bay City police allege that a wildly unsuccessful car thief stole his friend's car and then crashed it into a light pole within a quarter mile.
M Live reports that the theft occurred on the night of May 14 in Bay City, MI. Don't think that this was a case of a unprepared thief wrecking a high-performance car, the vehicle in question was a 2000 Saturn. The incompetent driver fled on foot, then later turned himself in after a warrant was put out for his arrest. He claims innocence.
(Hat tip to Andrew!)
Photo Credit: Bay City Police