This Camel Allegedly Fucked Up Some Cars In California

Attention meth-heads and aerospace engineers! There's a camel on the loose in Palmdale, CA! And it's attacking cars! Consider the usual Camel Alert in effect. It's not yet known if we need Dromedary Protocols.

Here's live video from NBC's helicopter reporters.

UPDATE: The camel has been secured.

UPDATE 2: There's the bastard.