I'm On A 2,000 Mile Road Trip Around The Balkans With A Seat Toledo

The car is 12 years old, and we will cross Croatia, Bosnia and Hercegovina, Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia and Serbia with it in roughly nine days.

Mostly because those countries are beautiful and once in a while, you have to leave the European Union's loving hug for a bit of what we call the "wildeast". Yes, one word.

If you see a silver Toledo with Hungarian plates and three crazy bastards in it, just wave, the password is Jalopnik, and I'm sure we will find a beer somewhere.