What's Your Worst Experience With A Taxi Cab?

We've heard your ten worst DMV horror stories. We've heard your ten worst road trip horror stories. What about your taxi cab nightmares?

I'm sure we could fill a top ten list based on SantaCon alone, but surely y'all have some incredible vomit-and-misery filled stories of taxi rides gone wrong. Share your best/worst below.

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