It's best to turn yourself into a Vulcan behind the wheel and learn to control your emotions. Otherwise, things could get embarrassing.
10.) Blame Canada
Are you a driving instructor? No? Well, then wait for the police to tell you how much of a jackass you are.
Also, Canadian fashion!
Suggested By: GR1M RACER : Wrong Most of the Time
9.) Prius Piousness
Prius owners sent Prius owners back 40 years.
Suggested By: GR1M RACER
8.) Two Wheels Bad
If you're wondering what comes out on top in this showdown between a Focus and a bike, it's gonna be the Focus..
Suggested By: For Sweden
7.) The Russian Tony Hawk
It's a three lane road, despite what the shoulder leads you to believe.
Suggested By: RS Hole, a really nice guy
6.) SUV Power
Finally, the softened up Land Cruiser starts to make some sense!
Suggested By: $kaycog
5.) Forza Italia
If you wanna go all destruction derby with an Alfa Romeo, always make sure to have a fire extinguisher!
Suggested By: carlifornia
4.) I Should Have Been A Cowboy!
And that's why rednecks and Z4 drivers don't go to the same parties.
Suggested By: Titan-E34
3.) The Little Book Of Calm
Send it to this guy! The driver of the truck obviously has it already.
Suggested By: vernonfreedom
2.) Mad Max 2013
If you want to see a whole lot of people making very bad (nearly deadly) decisions, look no further.
Suggested By: Derel1cte
1.) Hoody Moody
Crossing that line over and over again until the police arrests you. It's about as bad as ideas get.
Suggested By: boo-gotti
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