The open road rules, but what really makes a great road trip is a good companion or two. If you could take any human, alien or anthropomorphic animal character on your next overland adventure, who would it be?

I would, without a doubt, draft Captain Ron to ride shotgun. If you’ve never seen the movie by the same name, the trailers on YouTube don’t do it justice.

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He plays it slow and loose, always gets into trouble, and he’s got an answer for everything that’s usually wrong. I think we’d get along perfectly. Think I’d rather pick him up in a rental car than my own though, he looks like he stinks something fierce.

Image via Captain Ron


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