Here’s my thought process while watching this video: “Helicopter crash? What helicopter crash? There’s no way that helicopter’s going to crash. There’s nothing for it to even hit. I mean, just look at – OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.”

Somehow no one was injured in the crash at Fiji’s Treasure Island resort, which was caused by a sudden gust of wind, according to Australian news service ABC.

That said, the chopper was completely wrecked:

This is why I just boat everywhere. Nothing bad ever happens to boats. Definitely.


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