Rust Patch or Meatwad?

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Rust Patch or Meatwad?

610_rust_meatwad.jpgWe hear crowds of stoned 27-year-olds are already milling around that 1973 Datsun 610 in Alameda hoping to experience a certain gustatory divinity. Word is they're also chanting a mantra that sounds something like "Master Shake told me to go in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken." Get a life, guys.

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