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Look, if you want to invert flight controls on your own game, fine. You're a freak, but it's your game, so whatever. Just know that you should never, ever do it when other people are around. More »
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I have a friend who believes that car brakes can "heal themselves," and so continues to drive long after that metal-on-metal grinding sound begins to indicate a state of decreased safety and increased repair costs. More »
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The channel formerly-known-as-CourtTV's running more "reality" content — like these videos of the world's five worst parking jobs. Grab some popcorn, because this five videos are fun to watch. More »
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We've all had a mystifying, frustrating and recurring leak we don't know how to quickly fix without pulling the whole system apart. Sounds like a familiar problem. Enter woman's best friend — the Tampon. More »
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The Colorado DMV appears to have misinterpreted a seemingly harmless vanity plate request from a proud vegan driver. That is, unless you have a filthy mind like ours. More »
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We've seen some pretty crappy DIY craftsmanship before, but these examples take the cake. What's amazing is these DIY'ers know how to post on the internet, but not how to research. EPIC FAIL. More »
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The Carpocalypse is causing everyone to need a little pick-me-up. Sometimes, as our friends at TCL show us, sometimes you just need some motivation. Maybe something like 39 posters to help keep your chin up. More »
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Bad translations are a total gas. Example: retro Swedish car mag, Fart Med Motor Revy. More »
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We've shown you some amateur drifters before, but this guy takes the cake. Using a Changan delivery truck, he does his best impersonation of Takumi Fujiwara from Initial D while drifting the Shanghai streets. More »
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This is it. It's the 2009 all-electric Corvette ZR1. Never heard of it? With a 0-to-30 of less than 1:20 and a 1/4-mile of less than three minutes, you will. More »
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We don't know how to better explain the awesomeness of this video depicting a monkey riding a mini bike other than to say we want one now and where the hell can we get it? More »
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We've all seen trucks run into overpasses before, but none in the same place, multiple times. We count 8 trucks in total getting a military-style flat top attempting to make their way under this overpass. More »
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We sometimes come across a funny ad that we just don't get. We get these ads for the Renault Logan. They're crude, of questionable taste and utilize glorious word mashing URLs. More »
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A scofflaw named "Prawo Jazdy" racked up over 50 different driving infractions during the past few years, each time giving a different address to evade police. Thanks to Google, Ireland's police have finally wised up. More »
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We can't even count the number of times we've seen a Maserati Gran Turismo and thought "Man, if only it were carrying a caravan." Our wish has been granted. [via autoblog.nl] More »
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This sewage pumper truck, spotted in Florida, is wearing a sign on the back which can only be described as sadly true. More »
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This print ad was created by South African-based Ogilvy for VW to show off — actually we're honestly not sure what they're trying to show except for this unlikely duo caught in a compromising situation. More »
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Live from Auckland New Zealand, Top Gear announced The Stig would be holding a press conference to reveal his true identity amid all the confusion in recent weeks. His answers might surprise you. More »
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The 2+2 Th!nk City has been on the market since 2008 with about 100 total units sold. Made in Norway, it only seemed natural the non-existent Norwegian Top Gear would take it for a spin. More »
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Don't you think these motorized dueling chariots would be perfect for a Wert Is Wrong battle royal? We certainly think so. More »
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A wise YouTuber put this video up over the course of 3 hours to help us remember to be safe and smart out there in the snow and ice. More »
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We got to show you a pretty nifty Ferrari-badged Hayabusa Trike Friday, but that wasn't the only exotic car cross-branding at the 2009 Tokyo Auto Salon. Check out these adorable Lamborghini Murcielago ATVs. More »
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The Carpocalypse is forcing many people to unload unnecessary luxury items, but the guys loading this Aston Martin had the absolute wrong idea of how to go about doing it. See the damage below. More »
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This forcible humping of a Mercedes and Neon resulted when a woman was trying to perform a three-point turn. Looks to us like the Mercedes was trying to pull off the coveted Eiffel Tower instead. More »
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First Hitler lost his car, now It looks like Hitler didn't know about the Nissan GT-R's limited launch control function and is getting screwed by Nissan. Oh Hitler, you're so adorable when you're angry. More »
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It appears as though the Imperial Army has turned in their speeder bikes for something a little more agile as evidenced by this Imperial Storm Trooper caught driving a white Lotus Exige. More below. More »
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Sometimes, no matter how you fight it, stereotypes are self sustaining. [IceHot] More »
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What were road commissions thinking when they passed some street names? While we've certainly seen some hilarious ones, these are the 32 best street signs in the world. Just to help brighten your day. More »
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Quality wordcraft in Craigslist is nominated for "Best of Craigslist," but rarely is it automotive in nature. Even more rarely is it a quality rant against various jerk-off classes of Canadian drivers. More »
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The gangsta pose. We're not sure who came up with it, how or when, but it's graced car forums for years. We've composed a song and compiled a gallery of our favorites below. More »
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Bear-Shark it ain't, but hit play to see a Volkswagen SpaceFox commercial starring the Fish-Dog (or maybe Dog-Fish), the strangest animal hybrid combination since ManBearPig. More »
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The owner of this Inifiniti G37S obviously feels strongly about the gospel according to Hefner. More »
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As the story goes, Toby Jones is an enterprising young rapper who managed to buy a junked-out warehouse somewhere on the south side of Chicago for a dollar and now he's willing to store your junk for unheard of prices! Have you got a clapped-out Firebird cluttering your driveway? Are you in need of bus or elephant storage space? Would you like to take advantage of a drunken businessman's genius marketing plan? At Jones' Big ASS Truck Rental and Storage, do all this and more! More »
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If you've been around Jalopnik for a while, you already know that Manta Manta is perhaps the greatest German street racing film ever made. But for those of us not fluent in Deutsch, we've been left wondering what exactly is going on. Well, now thanks to this recently discovered English-dubbed trailer for Manta Manta, us 'mericans, Brits, Aussies, and whoever else now can really begin to understand just how totally awesome the movie is. And remember: Leaded gas lowers your car, giving you an edge. More »
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For Wes, the 2008 Subaru WRX STI was a happy experience. For these fictional German engineers in this Subaru commercial the experience was the same. Well, that is until angry bald German bossman shows up. He ruins everything. It's a funny commercial, with a good use of Falco, but is the STI really the Japanese car the Germans wish they built? [YouTube via MotiveMag] More »
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Just in case you've bought a new GT-R, but you lack any common sense when it comes to vehicular accessorization, Nissan has included these helpful illustrations in the owner's manual for the JDM version. We're guessing the big X means you're not supposed to put giant fender flares and oversized spoilers on the GT-R. Nissan apparently thinks they got it right on their own, thank you very much. Although someone better tell that to Mine's. The other illustrations have more helpful hints; like how to use a strategically placed cola can to sabotage someone's brakes, or how to push your unsuspecting buddy's GT-R onto a railway crossing. You know, the little things kids these days do for a laugh. More »
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Yes, The Onion was the first to get the exclusive details on the biggest announcement so far in 2008. This announcement is chock full of good and bad, depending on who you are. Without further ado I present to you, by way of The Onion, GM's 2008 Layoffs! More »
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To answer the inevitable question, no, we haven't partnered with Fleshbot for the day. Yes, we are really sending you to a site called menlove.com with a straight face. Why wouldn't we? Menlove is just a simple Toyota dealer in lovely Bountiful, Utah, you know, "the last of the little guys". They've been serving the Davis County area for over 40 years. Shoot, why don't you just give them a call a 1-877-MENLOVE? You can even "Chat Live Now" with a helpful support representatives. We're assuming that pain we're feeling in our head is the aneurysm from five minutes of sustained laughter. More »
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Oh Urban Dictionary, you are a source of unending hilariousness. If you live in the frosty horror show that is Michigan (currently 14 degrees outside—2 above, with wind chill), you know what a "car booger" is, you just never had a name for it. Big chunk of hard slush, stupid ugly crap behind the wheel, junk that builds up under the fender; these are all ways to describe it, but none so perfect as "car booger." Like all great new terms, it's so perfect it hardly needs a formal definition, but according to the Urban Dictionary, a car booger is: More »
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