<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Horrible]]> http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Horrible]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/horrible http://jalopnik.com/tag/horrible <![CDATA[Have A Car-Related Horror Story? We Want To Hear It!]]> Have a car-related horror story you'd like to share? Embarrass yourself, get screwed over, or just plain do something stupid? Dealer moments! Mechanic moments! Funny moments! We want 'em all! More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5597441&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Horrible PT Cruiser Gallery Too Horrible To Look Away From]]> Right on cue with the death of the PT Cruiser, Buzzfeed has assembled a gallery of horribly customized examples, all of which are too horrible to ignore. Why can't we stop looking? Gah! I can't stop saying horrible! [Buzzfeed] More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5586170&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Do You Have A Car-Related Horror Story? We Want To Hear It]]> Have a car-related horror story you'd like to share? Embarrass yourself, get screwed over, or just plain do something stupid? Dealer moments! Mechanic moments! Funny moments! We want 'em all! More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5549423&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Georgia Parents Trade Sex With Daughter For Used-Car Payments]]> You read that right: A central Georgia couple bought a minivan, couldn't make the payments, and kept the car by making their daughter perform sex acts on the dealer. The worst part? The girl was only 14. More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5485817&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video]]> Straight from the West Coast, The Scrayper Boyz bring us on an intellectual journey through the world of highly innovative automobile customization. Or a dirty donk rap video. You be the judge. NSFW. More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5152302&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton]]> Paris Hilton treats herself to a grotesque Christmas present by slathering a Continental GT in pink livery and oversized wheels courtesy of West Coast Customs. Follow us into the gaping maw of obsessive opulence. More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5117398&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Identities Obscured to Protect the Innocent]]> There's a ring of hell under construction for Bondo misusers, where the doomed will cruise an infernal mall parking lot in perpetuity, awkwardly chatting up damned chicks and scoping out spots among the brimstones on which to do donuts. They'll serve their sentence in cars like this, with no sense of proportion, design or economy of form. Remember kids, there's no such thing as "Camaro Summer." – Ben Wojdyla More »
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