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Or, as you read the title: Blah Blah Blah Breasts Blah Blah Blah 1,300-HP Corvette. Yes, some schmuck has made another addition to the classy boobs-go-for-a-ride formula, only this time things aren't quite as enhanced as they were before. UPDATE! They took down the video and it was edited to remove the nipples. Apparently, YouTube is ok with the rest of the videos but a little nipping was too far. The Full NSFW version is here. More »
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It's no secret they take their burnouts pretty seriously down under and the results are usually pretty amazing to watch. Luckily for us this burnout is no exception—it has all the smoke and supercharger whine you could hope for, plus the unexpected but welcome addition of fire. More »
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It's called hagwalah and nine times out of ten you've seen it in grainy cell phone video shot from the side of a Saudi highway, but now it's the high-def backdrop of M.I.A.'s surprisingly car-centric video, shot in the Middle East. More »
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It might seem hard to believe a 25 year old Ford is still faster than a Ferrari Enzo, but this is far from a run of the mill mid 80s Ford. For those unfamiliar with the RS200 Evolution, this ultra rare four wheel drive 600hp monster was originally built by Ford Motorsports in England for competition in the legendarily short-lived Group B Rally class. More »
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The roundabout is a particularly awful traffic solution in the age of cars and stoplights. It's as if a bunch of city planners were sitting around wondering if perhaps people wouldn't drive better if they were dizzy. Alas, we wonder if the whole thing wasn't the ingenious invention of the owner of a RWD car. More »
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Guns-and-drifting is all the rage amongst the youths everywhere — and especially in the Arab world. Check out these Libyan rebels celebrating the news of Muammar Gaddafi's timely end with this tribute to insane Saudi drifting. More »
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I spend hours each day sifting through videos of people doing insane stunts with cars. This video of a few Saudis darting in-and-out of traffic while firing assault rifles into the air tops them all. It's reckless. it's horrible. It's scary as hell. It's also damn impressive. More »
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When you're in your little room, and you're working on something good — like spinning your AC Cobra around a pillar in a living room — you have to shoot some video. Then you're going to need a bigger room, and maybe a new floor. More »
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A BMW engine in an R34 Nissan Skyline, you say? It can only be a Gatebiller. In this case, it's six minutes of drifting POV courtesy of a GoPro mounted above Kenneth Nornes's head. More »
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Buying a high-end sports car often involves trusting a whole chain of professionals. What happens when one person in that chain hands over the key fob of an Audi R8 to a group of 17-year-olds? Hoon school, caught on tape. More »
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When photographer George F. Williams isn't expertly photographing Ferraris he's power-sliding Caterham 7s on a wet track, if only slightly inexpertly. Weeeeeeee! More »
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One of the more popular stunts at Disney's MGM Studios is the "Ballet Chase," which pits a bunch of tiny bad guys in black hatchbacks against a protagonist in a custom-bodied red sports car. How, exactly, does one get this Disney summer internship? More »
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The Ford Aspire would be the poster child for crappy Korean autobox rebadge jobs except no one ever put the Ford Aspire on a poster. But with a few Wendy's trays, a big dream, and a crappy car these guys made donuts happen. More »
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A Jalopnik reader spotted a most ironic bumper sticker slapped to the back of F1 star Lewis Hamilton's Mercedes wagon at this month's 2011 Canadian Grand Prix. Damn straight "hooning is not a crime," except for when it is and you get arrested for it or have your license revoked. More »
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Props to whomever this gentlemen is for not only doing truly epic donuts in his BMW E30, but for ghost-donuting his car. Do not try this at home, you don't have the skills. More »
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We've seen a guy exit a car like a boss, but how do you enter a car like one? Take it away random guy. (Hat tip to MarkJScott). More »
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This video raises a few interesting questions: is this really an 11-second 3G Camaro? Is it really an IROC? How is this a turbo V6-powered Camaro if it's an IROC? Did the turbo V6 come out of the Turbo Trans Am — i.e. a version of the GN six? Are you a God? More »
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Posting the story yesterday on the Viper-powered Saab wagon unearthed this great video of the monster's Viper body completely naked doing tire-smoking donuts. Epic. More »
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The orphaned Monaro-based Pontiac GTO makes a surprisingly good drift car. Just ask Rhys Millen. Or maybe just ask these guys. More »
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Red Bull managed to convince the city of Atlanta to close off Peachtree Street downtown so that Rhys Millen and Ryan Tuerck could stage a mini-drift challenge around the office buildings. Sure beats standing in line at Chop't. More »
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In his pop-psych psuedo-novel The Social Animal writer/pundit David Brooks posits that much of our decision-making isn't conscious but the result of a network of subconscious neural networks. Perhaps hooning isn't learned, perhaps it's actually something formed at a deeper level within our synaptic pathways in some of us as a result of evolution, environment, and our parent's behavior. More »
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When you hear the words "Pedobear" and "Miata" in the same sentence, you know someone's going somewhere they don't belong. In this case, it's a lowered Miata sneaking under an unsuspecting 18-wheeler like Pedobear sneaking under... well... you get the idea. More »
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With all the hype around the 2012 Volkswagen Beetle it's worth remembering that, despite the more "masculine look" and "Herbie-like handling" it'll never actually handle like Herbie so long as it is front-engine and front-wheel-drive. More »
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A hoon sees an on-ramp as an opportunity for shenanigans, and what's better to hoon than an early '80s Toyota AE86 coupe with like three shades of paint on it? Old Toyotas are so much fun. More »
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Driving a single bumper car on a public road is the act of a minor hoon. Doing so in Chinese traffic elevates you to full hoon status. Driving two bumper cars at the same time on Chinese roads makes you Hoon of the Day. More »
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Today's message: Enjoy the simple things in life — a warm spring breeze, a cold Bell's Oberon, or destroying a set of spent rear tires on your M3 with donuts in an empty parking lot. More »
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Bombing down a curvy highway in Portugal, this Audi driver went into full Code Brown on a downhill sweeper. A few steering moves later the A4 was by the roadside, but facing forward. Listen closely to hear how the creepy radio broadcast plays Greek Chorus. More »
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You're a future drifting champ of the Philippines, so it's likely your first pro-prepped vehicle will be a Mazda diesel pickup, as you're taken under the tutelage of JP Tuason of Mandaluyong City. First lesson: drifting. Second? The three-model stripdown. More »
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Life is all about the caveats, and while this isn't the best burnout-meets-donuts ever, it is almost certainly the best set done by someone in a Geo/Chevy Tracker. Bonus points for the snorkel, public road, and video editing. Someone please prove us wrong. More »
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Because drifting is a sport designed to appeal largely to 15-year-old boys, drifting events are often full of women also designed to appeal largely to 15-year-old boys. Combine the two in one Skyline-spinning moment and you've essentially created a vortex of post-pubescent interest. Quickly, to YouTube! More »
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In the BMX world an "endo" is when you stall the bike and lean forward on the front tire. This Mazda 626 coupe owner does basically the same thing, but with a car. He almost finishes with a full barrel roll but stops just short. More »
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The Piaggio Ape makes an excellent mini-work vehicle for the small Italian streets. But just because it's a scooter with three wheels doesn't mean you can also take it for a few two-wheel thrills. More »
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In many ways, The Stig is like Santa Claus. So is this driver doing insane donuts in a modified London Taxi Cab as part of the Top Gear Festival 2011 really THE Stig or a similarly skilled driver in Stig clothing? Do we care? The spirit is in him. More »
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What to do when it’s 15 seconds to the start of a Seven race, your helmet is undone, and you can’t do it up in your racing gloves? More »
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This YouTube member goes by the name "MrAutoReviewers," but the newest car anyone will let him drive appears to be a 1999 BMW M3. And even that's too much for him and his buddy. Darkness, darkness, GMC, darkness. NSFW lanaguage/idiocy. More »
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When the corn gets as high as an elephant's eye, farmers still need to spray it for pests, which is why they use high-clearance row crop sprayers. One motorcyclist decided to video his stunt of driving underneath one. Thanks Brandon! More »
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An Audi R8. A snow-covered parking lot. A disregard for property financial well-being approaching Charlie Sheen levels. It's a delight to watch. More »
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Somewhere in Latvia, there's a Lada sedan at the bottom of a small pond near a farm road. Here's the airborne route it took there. Now pardon us while we find a translation for "do not try this at home." More »
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A flock of birds, a school of fish, a murder of crows. What do you call a group of 100 drift enthusiasts congregating at a West Virginia track on the edge of winter? Let's borrow from horses: a rake. More »
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It's one thing to beat on a Malibu, but a security guard at a dealership auction committed the cardinal sin of hooning an as-of-yet unsold $110,000 Corvette ZR1. And then recorded it! This guy is toast. UPDATE More »
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