James May will always be known for his amazingly terrible shirts, stripey jumpers, and 'I don't give a shit' long hair. And holy crap here he is with short hair and he looks like a sloth.
User Caverndish on Reddit's r/TopGear dug up this picture, likely from around 1996 given the Ferrari 550 in the background. Pretty quickly, things degenerated in the thread and the sloth comparison developed.
and AmazingRealist followed with the haymaker.
It's...it's just so perfect. And terrifying. But also perfect.
(Hat tip to Adam and Nicole!)