"Sorry I'm so fucking hammered," Charlie Sheen begins, emerging from the bushes of a Taco Bell drive-through. That's always a great way to start a conversation. Also, I'm not sure he's wearing pants.

Sheen, a guy who was once hospitalized for a cocaine overdose, actually looks to be downright friendly, showing off his tattoos and whatnot. Also, is that a Maybach I see waiting up ahead? Is it his Maybach? What does one order, from Taco Bell, in a Maybach?

Crunchwrap, I assume.

But yeah, Cinncinati Reds tattoo. Charlie Sheen, may you live forever, and may you forever be #winning.