Here's Formula One Driver Felipe Massa Dressed Like A PirateMichael Ballaban5/04/14 1:54pmFiled to: Felipe MassaSad FelipeFormula One298EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWhy do you always look so sad, Felipe? Is it because your car isn't fast enough? Or is Valtteri being mean to you again? Is he the one who made you dress up like a pirate? You know how eyeliner irritates your sensitive skin. Call us, Felipe, we're worried.Felipe Massa can't get no respect.