We're taking a one day break from MotorWeek to bring you this: Best Motoring Superbattle 2000. I think you'll be ok missing one day of John Davis.

So what do we have? We have the Suzuka Circuit. We have a Ferrari F50, an F40, an F355, a Porsche 911 (993) GT2, a 911 (993) Turbo, a 911 (996) GT3, a Lamborghini Diablo, and a Nissan GT-R. We have eight pros behind the wheel.

And we have a language that we don't understand at all. But then there's the language of horsepower, which is wonderful. And the best part of this video is that there's no music. We just have engine noise and gratuitous camera shots of heel/toe downshifts. This is basically porn.

This is so wonderful.