I’m beginning to think that there isn’t anything the little Mitsubishi Evo X can’t do. It’s fun, it grips, it’s loud, it’s super old and they’re still selling it! In 2017 they are still selling a 2015 Evo. That’s so novel!

Recall that the Evo has four cylinders, four doors and five speeds. Normally, it’s a fine and nice car to own. But then the tuning people at Extreme Turbo Systems and English Racing got their hands on one and all decency was lost.

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This Evo now has a quarter-mile time of 8:48, which still makes it an eight-second car (I know, quarter-mile times are weird). This, our friends at 1320video claim, is an Evo X quarter-mile record. The Evo’s horsepower, however, remains unclear.

I’m gonna guess a million. A million horsepower.