Motorcycle modder and detested celebrity Jesse James took delivery on a new Hennessey VelociRaptor, a 575-hp, supercharged version of the Ford Raptor truck, fulfilling the new-pickup ownership legally required of all divorced men relocating to Texas.

James, famed for having his extramarital affairs and other unfortunate behavior become public just after ex-wife Sandra Bullock won an Oscar, moved to Austin to be close to his children and oversee his stake in the Austin Speed Shop.

By the way, John, that's kind of creepy that you let Jesse pose with your son. Just sayin'... [Hennessey]