Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Last week, I got everyone's underpants all nice and restrictive with some hardcore engine porn. This time, I want to stay inside the car, but focus on the bits that we get most intimate with when driving: the dashboard. And there's some incredible ones here.

I liked the comments and the results from making the captions find the punctum of each photo, so let's try something similar here, but a bit different. I'm going to caption these with the first detail that gets my attention — not carefully considered, like the punctum, but what hits me in the gut first. And, as always, I really want to know what that was for you.

It'll be sort of like word-association. But with lots more pictures of dashboards. Let's go!

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Red piping on that carpet.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That crescent-moon shape on the end of the needle. I'm surprised it wasn't that taped-on redline.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That lone red warning light.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Clear plexi steering wheel! Wow.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Rivets. Lots of rivets. This is a magnesium-bodied Bugatti, by the way — more on it soon.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The closeness of that wheel to the hood. And imagining bloody knuckles.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That oiler inspection window thing bolted to the dash.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The central steering wheel nut. This is a Model T-based special, and the Model T wheel always alarms me with its incredible sternum-piercing design.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

I want to say the amazing Italian cop controls on the dash of this amazing ex-polizia Alfa wagon, but the first thing to grab my eye is that receipt in the ashtray.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The color scheme! Red and creamy goodness.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That amazing speedo unit on the right, with its robot/knight helm looking head.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Gauges outside the car!

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Wood. So much wood.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

I think that cluster of three gauges caught my eye first, but this is full of great vintage gear.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Triangular rear-view mirror.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Red. That's the only thing that floods my brain when I glance at this.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That clean, crisp instrument binnacle and hood. Weirdly, it feels like something out of an old hospital, but it's lovely.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The shifter catches my eye, and upon inspection you'll see it's a reverse-H pattern. Very odd.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That inverted-U shift handle, of course.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The TV! Of course. This was a diplomat's Rolls, and we can all be happy knowing almost any car you can buy today has a bigger, more colorful screen than this had.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The blue padding on the sides catches my eyes first. It looks sort of like a confusing seatback.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

That incredible pie-chart tach.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Banjo steering wheel. This is from a Tatra T87.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The sheer number of gauges.

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

Green crackle-finish paint!

Hardcore Dashboard Porn From The Monterey Historics And Pebble Beach

The detail on the steering shaft just behind the center of the wheel.

Alright! Tell us in the comments what catches your eyes first!