Okay, the Hamann BMW X6 Tycoon EVO does have 501 HP, carbon fiber body work and aggressive tires, but it's also a poster child for everything tasteless and tacky about aftermarket tuners. Zebra stripes? Really?

Unless another contender enters the ring, this one is hands down taking the title of cheesiest custom car at the 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show. With a paint job modeled after someones much-loved zebra-striped zuba pants, there's no amount of body work, big wheels, or high horsepower that could've saved this car. The X6 seems to be quickly ascending as the chav-car of choice. [Autogespot]

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