half-life - Car Theft Victim Threatens To Brain Crooks, Half-Life-Style

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Car Theft Victim Threatens To Brain Crooks, Half-Life-Style

Car Theft Victim Threatens To Brain Crooks, Half-Life-Style Half Life's Gordon Freeman doesn't talk much, but he's pretty good at braining enemies with a crow bar. One gamer's frustration at having his car repeatedly broken into resulted in this Half Life-inspired note to would-be thieves. NSFW words.

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