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			<title><![CDATA[TV Reporter Gives Hurricane Irene Update While Covered in Toxic Waste]]></title>
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				Below is a video of WTTG's Tucker Barnes casually giving a live report on Hurricane Irene today from Ocean City, Maryland while drenched in what he described as "organic matter" that "doesn't taste great." I wonder why it didn't taste great?				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5835103/tv-reporter-gives-hurricane-irene-update-while-covered-in-toxic-waste" title="Click here to read more about TV Reporter Gives Hurricane Irene Update While Covered in Toxic Waste">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Aug 2011 00:52:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Cherette]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nightmarish JetBlue flight overcome with bodily fluids]]></title>
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				We've all been on some pretty bad flights. But a JetBlue flight from Oregon to JFK yesterday, well, ew. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5829885/nightmarish-jetblue-flight-overcome-with-bodily-fluids" title="Click here to read more about Nightmarish JetBlue flight overcome with bodily fluids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Aug 2011 22:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Neumann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hey Brah, My Truck's Bigger Than Your Truck]]></title>
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				What's with people posing in front of cars? We thought we'd found the worst in our post, <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5122579/we-salute-you-mr-proverbial-gangsta-pose-picture-taker"><i>We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker</i></a>, but it can't touch this possibly NSFW brah-gasm. [<a href="http://forums.motivemag.com/zerothread?id=4418247">TCL</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5277755/hey-brah-my-trucks-bigger-than-your-truck" title="Click here to read more about Hey Brah, My Truck's Bigger Than Your Truck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Auto Insider]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Personalized Plate Slips by North Carolina DMV]]></title>
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				Apparently the North Carolina DMV is unfamiliar with the darker corners of the internet because they've let a whopper of a plate slip through the screening process. If you've ever seen what this plate is referring to, may God have mercy on your soul. There are just some things you can't unsee. We're sure the proud new owner of this plate will have a lot of splainin' to do when the first net savvy cop pulls him over for some form of public indecency.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/341617/personalized-plate-slips-by-north-carolina-dmv" title="Click here to read more about Personalized Plate Slips by North Carolina DMV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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