Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower

Brabus: For those times when "too much" just isn't enough. That's the best way I can explain their latest take on the Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG, which gets blown way the hell up to 850 horsepower and... wait for it, wait for it... 1,069 pound-feet of torque. Lord have mercy.

This is the Brabus 850 6.0 Biturbo. It has all the horsepowers and all the torques. If the universe is finite, as some physicists suspect it is, then it may not have any more horsepowers and torques to give.

Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower

If those power figures seem somewhat familiar, there's a reason for that. Like the Brabus 850 Biturbo S Class that debuted last year, this sedan sees the E63 AMG's 5.5-liter twin-turbo V8 engine bumped up to 6.0 liters. Brabus then upgrades the crankshaft, turbochargers, intake module, exhaust and a whole bunch of other parts until the car is powerful enough to destroy a planet.

Equipped with 4MATIC all-wheel drive, the 850 6.0 Biturbo can hit zero to 62 mph (100 km/h) in just 3.1 seconds. In rear-wheel drive form it takes 3.7 seconds, probably because it's busy shaving your tires down to the wheel before it can actually launch.

If you don't want the displacement increase on your E63, they have a variety of tuning packages that offer anywhere from 620 to 730 horsepower instead. Also, because Brabus isn't much on subtlety, the car also comes with various exterior and interior enhancements and their own special monoblock wheels.

And yes, it does come in wagon form. BOOM.

Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower

Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower

Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower

Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower

Great Googly Moogly The Brabus Mercedes E63 AMG Has 850 Horsepower